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Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To A Boy And A Girl

So Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had their twins. This time it is for real!

They named the babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

Why do celebs insist on such “EXTRA” ordinary names. Like Apple, Sunday, Harlow, Knox and Vivienne. Are they trying to prove that they are smarter because their babies aren’t named normal people names?

Why don’t these rich celebrities believe that names LIKE Brad and Chris aren’t normal anymore? Baby Harlow or Baby Levi can’t tell now but they have some of the most  unique names if all of North America. 

Do these celebs do this so that their kids will stick out in school. Is it not enough that they have a famous last name but they have to stick out as the kid with the funny first name too. Not that they will be trying to blend in by the time they are in school because it will be private school anyway where everyone is rich and is named Fifi or Candy.

If I was a famous parent I would try and give my kid the most plain name I could come up with. What is the point in embarrassing them STRAIGHT OUT OF THE WOMB?

Why Are Celebrities Breeding?

 As everyone is well aware celebrities in Hollywood are breeding like rabbits.

It’s almost like a fucking contest to see who can produce the most attention grabbing infant yet once the baby is born NO ONE may view the precious bambino.

The pictures are selling for millions of dollars. BUT WHO CARES.

I’m not sure if these are all planned pregnancies or if these are “happy mistakes” but come on people do rich celebs REALLY need to contribute to the global over-population?

Not to mention the fact that children of celebrities are having babies. I E Nicole Richie. She was an absolute disaster (and I’m not saying she isn’t a good mom) but think about the headlines in 16-18 years “Harlow Madden Is Pulled Over On Frackity Bam” and of course that is the crazy super drug of the future BUT my point is… Think of all the stupid things that the celebrities of present day have done and now imagine what their eggs and sperm mixed together will cause. Just because you were born into money does not mean you will be smart!

Matthew McConaughey Gives Birth Also

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Nicole Kidman Gives Birth… Finally

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Lauren Bosworth Graduates From UCLA

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Uma Thurman Is Engaged To Plain Paul

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Eva Longoria Gives Birth To A Litter

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Mary-Kate Olsen Out And About Ashley Olsen Missing

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Meg Ryan Winces In Front Of The Camera

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Jason Biggs Has Let Himself Go

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Djimon Honsou Has A Thing For Men In Uniforms

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